Archive for August, 2008

Sorry for the delay in posting the new show.  We had a bunch of technical problems and whatnot.  But we’re back and talking dirty like only we can.  Enjoy the show and maybe write in with a question or comment.  We love when you do.  Every time we get a new question or comment, I (Chris) have a tiny orgasm.  Make me cum, people.  Make me cum.  Enjoy!

Topics on this weeks episode of (your favorite podcast) Messing Around with Bruna and Chris include but are not limited to:

Listener Questions:

1)Advice on porn sites

2)Hot-tachi, am i right?

3)Is the world loose or am I uptight?

4)Why don’t we (Bruna) have pics up on the site

Other topics discussed:

1)Excuses to not have sex [Link from The Frisky]

2)Cougar Dens [Link from Tango Mag]

3)Confessions of a pornstar [Link from Voyeur Monkey NSFW]

4)Convention Spikes [Link to ABC News]

5)Chris tries to understand lesbians

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Thanks again for downloading our podcast. This week your hero’s heroically discuss the following topics:

1) Gomar Pyle: Porn Inspector

2) Don’t want to get married? At least get laid paid! (link)

3) I won’t let a flesh rod penetrate me, but go ahead and stick a steal bar through my clit.

4) Going to sex school and getting all A’s. (link)

All this and much much more. Bruna and Chris (using the wonderful internet) talk and cover all the sexual goings from two different time zones.

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UPDATE: As Nicole pointed out in the comments, I have been awful about providing links to the articles that we mention on the show. I really should have been doing this all along because I am not the one  conducting the studies and trolling Amazon for clit piercings. So, from now on, I am going to try and give credit where credit is due and link to shit we mention, especially when we tell you to look at something that we are talking about. But realize that most of the shit we talk about is probably NSFW (or Not Safe For Work for the 3 people who aren’t my parents and don’t know what NSFW means) so don’t blame me if you’re supposed to be filling out the new cover sheet on your TPS reports and instead you are looking at Chastity clit piercings. I try to accept as little responsibility as possible in my everyday life, so I’ll be god damned if I’ll accept responsibility for you being shit-canned because you became inspired by the fake porn inspector and tried to make a badge of your own using company supplies (but personal glitter) and your boss was none-to-thrilled so he showed you the business end of a pink slip. Don’t come cryin’ to me (unless your a hot 18 – 21 year-old-female and need a place to stay… I have a spare bedroom and a well in the basement. I’m just sayin’.) That being said, click away! – Chris
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Hey guys. Sorry this one was up so late. Moving across the country takes a little bit of time. But here we are with Episode 9. Enjoy!

Topics:

This week Bruna and Chris take a load… of listener questions and Chris begs for pics.

1) How long after a break up should a guy wait to ask a girl out?

2)Rebound relationships? How long should a girl wait?

3)Asking a girl out who is a regular customer at a place you work? Rules? Ideas?

4)Brahman: Am I all that exists? Bruna thinks not.

5) A guy who won’t commit? Call Guinness… Alec Guiness!

6) A girl wants her orgasm and we want to give her one. Yes we do.

All this and more. Tune in, turn on and tell a friend.

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