Well look who it is, it’s these guys again. Yep, we have returned from our respective Fortress’ of Solitude (sans crystals) to record another podcast. I hope you all enjoy it, if not, please don’t banish us to the Phantom Zone. (Enough Superman jokes? Probably. I’ll stop.) Anyway, this post Valentines day wrap-up show consisits of… well the same shit most of our shows consist of [Your name is Kal-El. You are the only survivor of the planet Krypton. Even though you've been raised as a human, you are not one of them. You have great powers, only some of which you have as yet discovered.] listener questions, blah blah blah, Sex in the News.

So let us get right to it, shall we?

Listener Questions:

1) Nipple Piercings – Are they the new black?

2) Boyfriend has an ex for a friend – Trouble in Paradise?

3) Is the way Bruna and I speek to each other untoward? Is Bruna even her real name?

4) How does Chris get it started? Is he a pull start?

5) How to elegantly ask for a little knock at the back door.

6) We get our ego’s stroked a little (Our Ids and Superegos become very jealous.)

7) ATM vs VTM and more ass questions (you guys/girls sure love asking about the ass)

Married and Sexless – Life is never as funny as Everybody Loves Raymond.

9) Bill WANTS to “Get Fucked”

Bruna’s Porn Pick of the Week:

Orgy in the Theater NSFW (Ed. Note: What the fuck Bruna? Really? I mean REALLY?)

Who Would You Rather Fuck?

Scarlett Johansson vs Natalie Portman

Sex in the News:

1)OctoMom – NO!!!!!!!!!!!!  Fuck her, I mean really.  Goddamn her eyes!

2) Dad at 13 – This is seriously disturbing. You have been warned. [Link]

All this and MUCH MUCH SO MUCH MORE!  Submit a queston for the next show and add us in Facebook and Twitter

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[Join us. You have been known to disagree with the Council before. Yours could become an important voice in the new order, second only to my own! I offer you a chance for greatness, Jor-El! Take it! Join us!… You *will* bow down before me, Jor-El. I swear it! No matter that it takes an eternity, you *will* bow down before me! Both you, and then one day, your heirs! (Ok, I am seriously done with the Superman stuff now.)]

(Richard Pryor.)

Tags: anal, Bruna, Chris, comedy, love, Messing Around, Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson, sex

The feed is back up, so if you try to download the show, it should work.  If not, shoot me an email or leave a comment and let me know.  I still don’t have regular private internet, but it should be hooked up this coming Sunday.  Hopefully we can have a new show up and out soon.

Thank you to everyone who keeps submitting questions!  We’re not gone, just slightly more stressed out and poorer.  In the mean time, maybe download an episode of the show that you missed or I hear youtube has lots of funny videos.  Some even involve actual humans getting hurt.

This might keep you occupied until we return.

Or not… but alas, I found it funny.  Keep on fucking and telling us about it.

Chris