I saw this on a bathroom stall at school today.  I think it is really great, and somewhat magical.  Whomever wrote it, thank you.  It made my day.  Sure, its an old riff on the classic “for a good time call…” but it is an obvious upgrade.  “For a good time call…” has some flaws.  One persons good time might be another persons nightmare.

“I had such a good time last night.  We went out last night and she blew me for hours” – is a good time for me.

“I had such a good time last night!  Stacy come over and took a dump on the coffee table while I jerked off screaming ‘The Balkans start in the slums of Vienna!’” – is a good time for someone, probably, but not me.

This missive on the stall cuts right to the heart of the matter.  There’s a girl, her name is Kate, she gives good head. Call her.  If you want anal, check out another stall.  Kate might throw down some tush, but it isn’t her specialty.  It’d be like ordering a burger at Del Taco – serviceable but not Chicken Soft Taco by any stretch of the imagination.

Also, good ups to you Kate.  You obviously had an effect on this young mans life.  He could have etched something  hate filled about Puerto Ricans into that bathroom stall while dropping the kids off, but he did not.  He thought about your potentially award worthy head and decided to scream it from the mountain top.  Good on you, madam.  Love won out, hate was vanquished.  There should be more like you.  You’re doing the lords work.

So the next time your on the hopper, maybe instead of writing “FUK DA WURLD BANK” on partition, maybe think back to some great lovin’ you recieved and write about that instead.

Were do the usual stuff.  I’ll update this better later.

Listener Questions

Who Would You Rather Fuck?

Jenny McCarthy vs. Carmen Electra

Bruna’s  Porn Pick of the Week (NSFW)s

Sex in the News

1) Starbucks Peeping Tom (link)

2) Don’t Mind the Dog (link)

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Listener Questions:

1) Joe is in a regular threesome and wants to know how far he should go.  I say: To infinity and beyond!

2) Keith’s wife won’t swallow.  She also won’t dove or blue jay.

3) Jim’s wife seemed to pick up some new tricks illusions (tricks are what whores do for money.)

4) Heart of Texas wants to know what turns Bruna’s crank.

Poll Question:

Who would you rather fuck:  Chris Brown or Bobby Brown?

Bruna’s Porn Pick of the Week (NSFW)

Sex in the News:

1) Cheaters and the revenge that has been wrought upon them. (Link from College Candy)

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