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Listener Questions:
1) Cherise wants to know if Bruna is related to a certain annoying family.
2) Dude interviews Bruna on everything from rimming to Iraq.
3) Creepy Jack is apparently an animal and a wordsmith (but not a Will Smith.)
4) Mr. Joe teases us and leaves us with a case of blue balls. Thanks a load, Mr. Joe.
5) Prentice wants to know about titty lovin’ (which is a word we don’t use while the green lamp is turned on.)
6) Mr. Cocksman has a question about the average lengh of love making.
Listener Poll:
Kim K vs. J-Lo
Bruna’s Porn Pick of the Week:
Sex in the News:
1) Hyenas? The new Cougars? Whaaaaaaa? (thefrisky.com)
2) Premature ejaculators get a little spray on love. (The Frisky)
3) Merkin – tile vagina flashlight? Crazy business. (The Frisky)
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I don’t really prefer either KK or J.Lo, but if I KK seems like she’d be more willing to experiment.
See, that’s the right attitude Don. As I said on the show, J.Lo believes her hype and is probably a handful of sass that I just don’t need. Kimmy obviously has low self esteem, which pretty much assures you a minimum of anal and a maximum of the stars. You could probably shit in her shoes and she’d go and make you breakfast to try and curb your “acting out.”
Wow, haven’t been here in a while. It feels good to be back…sort of.
All I got to say is if it bleeds, I leave. And doing it in the shower while a girl is ragging sounds a lot worse. Just the thought of blood dripping down my balls and legs is enough to make me not want to have sex ever. (OK, maybe not ever, but at least for a couple of days.) It’s only a few days out of the month, and as long as I’m getting some the rest of the time, I’ll hold off from the poon. I’m sure I’ll live.
Finally a man after my own heart. I’m right with you Alfredo, but it seems like we are in the minority on this one.
But what’s with the ladies either wanting it all or nothing? I don’t remember who said it, but whoever did, said it best, “When the Matterhorn breaks down, Disney doesn’t close down the whole park.” In other words, blow jobs are always welcome.