I can only assume that Lindsay went to our site, saw she was losing to Duff and decided to be proactive about winning. She is a champion at heart and doesn’t want Lizzy McGuire to steal her thunder. I get it Lindsay. I voted for you. You have my email and I can assure you, if anyone was to file for a restraining order in our relationship, it would be you. Sorry, I can be a little clingy, but I will seriously go down on you for 17 hours (providing I have access to a dental dam.) Also, I would make for a smooth transition back to men after being with a lady so long. I usually smell like lavender and have a penis that has been described as “close to adequate.” (Thanks mom.) We could watch The Real World together and talk about how funny we both find Tina Fey. It’d be just like being in a relationship with a girl, without all the cat fights and periods.
Lindsay wants your votes people! Vote! Do it now! Also, tell a friend about our show. Thanks,
Chris
(via WWTDD)
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you would think for an actress she could do her little shindig without being so obvious about reading it off. anyway, i dont appreciate your upselling of your girl christopher. hilary duff doesnt NEED to ask or beg.
HURRY GO VOTE FOR HILLARY BEFORE WE RECORD IN TEN MINUTES!
Lindsay has already shown she’s crazy, and those are the best ones in bed.
That’s what I’m saying. You know she’d be into some wild shit, anal wouldn’t even be a question and shes probably found one or two things out I’ve never even heard of.
Chris: “You want me to put my dick..”
Lindsay: “Yep”
Chris: “Game on.”
It’d be like Disneyland and Prom combined.