Hey everyone. Let’s get right to the meat.

On this weeks episode, Chris recounts his 4 year anniversary. Bruna talks about the cock shots she received from a listener.

Listener Questions:

1) Kaliel wants to know how to listen to old episodes of Messing Around (right now you can’t. I have to work out the storage situation. Hopefully soon. I promise.)

2) Shaunna wants dead baby jokes. Chris aims to please (when he aims, if he aims)

3) Robert thinks Bruna is hot and wants to know how to figure out the name of the girl he is dating.

4) “A” agrees that Bruna has awful taste in porn and wants Chris to pick.

5) Spunkeroo thinks Bruna is hot.

6) Cal chastises Chris for not saying “Bless You” when Bruna sneezed on the last episode.

7) Shiina write in to tell us about her summer of fun and wants some tips from us on things to do/experience.

Terry wants Bruna to move to Shitsburgh and kick him in the nuts.

9) Super Roo wants to know why we recorded in a car.

10) Violet writes in with a couple embarrassing sex stories and makes our night.

Bruna doesn’t do a porn pick this week because she is still butt hurt. She wants you guys to send them in to her and she’ll pick her favorite.

Sex in the News:

1) Ways to punish a cheater. Legal. (Via The Frisky)

2) Five body parts that guys are into that women don’t know about. (Via Glamour.com)

Thanks again for listening. Send in your questions for the next show. We love them. Also, maybe tell a friend. We’d appreciate that a bunch, too.

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Tags: advice, comedy, love, married, porn, relationships, sex, threesomes, tips

Here are some things all jumbled into one post that people have been asking for. I’m sorry I’m so late, what a bitch I know but whatever- better late than never. And that was a period not a question mark so I’m making it true. So let’s get this party started!

First off, my ten songs:

Blackbird- The Beatles

Hey Jude- The Beatles

Yesterday-The Beatles

Prelude to a Kiss- Alicia Keys

Lonely World- Robin Thicke

Save Room- John Legend

Me, Myself and I- Beyonce

Fantasy- Mariah Carey

If Your Girl Only Knew- Aaliyah

Creep- TLC

Now in all honesty, these are not my favorite songs of ALL TIME. I can’t pick that kind of list, but these songs definitely bring either a tear to my eye or a smile to my face and I can listen to them on and on and on.

Second, Pictures!:

These were obviously taken at different times but it’s all me. I’ve been told I look like a different person in each picture I take, but whatever. That’s what you get.

Lastly, recording:

Chris and I will be recording tomorrow night! So make sure to catch up on your episodes, send in your questions, and give me some possible porn picks of the week since I apparently suck at it. That’s fine, I’ll be the judge of YOUR taste in porn.

And that’s me pleasing you.

Hope it was as memorable for you as it was for me

Alright, only a week between posting shows. See? We CAN do it. Yes we can. Alright, here goes nothing. This was a fun episode to do because we were able to record it together, in the same place for the first time in a while. Good times. Have a listen.

Listener Questions

1) Emmy wants to know about girl-on-top sex and if she is doing it right? Yes, Emmy, you are. Trust me.

2) Brent wants more pics of Bruna on the site. Who doesn’t?

3) Shiina wasnts to know about my junk. I am flattered, Shiina. Flattered!

4) Mike calls Bruna out on her taste for porn

5) Dontknow opens his mouth and removes all doubt that he is a selfish asshole who has never been laid and is dressed funny by his whore of a mother.

6) Don calls Bruna out about saying that “CUM” is the correct spelling, when refering to semen or orgasms.

7) Scott shares a tale about DJing at a Swingers club. Scott also becomes my personal hero.

Bruna’s Porn Pick of the Week

Due to a lack of internet connection when recording, Bruna couldn’t pick a porn this week, but challenged all of you to send her a link to your favorite porn (must be free, she ain’t paying… so use a site like pornhub.com or uporn.com or whatever.) She’ll pick some and talk about it on the next show. brunaATmessingaroundblog.com

Sex in the News

1) Girls developing boob earlier? Yuck! [via The Frisky]

2) Red wine makes the ladies horny. Jackpot!. [via the Frisky]

And that’s it.  Thanks for listening and maybe leave a review on iTunes and/or tell friend? That’d be super.  Also, get your questions in for the next show and your porn picks for Bruna.

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