Hey, some random bloggery from me, Chris.  I’m back in school and have a ton of down time on Wednesday’s before my night class starts, so I am going to try and use this time for good.  Hopefully you’ll enjoy it.  Anyway on to the blogging.

I was over at The Frisky (link) and came across a story about a UK company that has invented a pill (dietary supplement) called Sweet Release that make male seman taste like apples (female semen will still tastes like yellow Skittles.)  Yep, you read that right, APPLES!  So the next time you try to cum on your ladies glasses some “accidently” makes it into her mouth, she’ll feel like Mrs. Smith.  Now, I haven’t run this by Bruna, who we all know has not let a guy cum in her mouth, but I think I know her well enough that I could surmise what she’d say.  Bruna: “Yeah, I’m still not letting anybody cum in my mouth.” I don’t think it is the taste that keeps most women from wanting cum in their mouths.  It’s the fact that it is something that the male body produces that is spunking out if their dick.

Most ladies who have tasted it, don’t really mind the taste.  I have heard it described as something with a pudding viscosity and semi-sweet and semi-bitter.  I myself like it on ice cream on top of a fresh made chocolate chip cookie. But, I think that is just me.

Wait, there’s more.  Sweet Release doesn’t just give you semen the Johnny Appleseed treatment, but it also has these benefits:

Anti-bacterial properties

Promotes lower cholesterol

Helps the bodies immune system

Omega 6 and Omega 3 oil balances

Helps in the development of healthy dream states

Yep.  It has anti-bacterial properties and will put you into a healthier dream state.  You know, regardless of what I used to tell chick in bars, I am no doctor, but if you are getting blown before going to bed, that is the best way to put you in a heathy dream state.  Nothing else matters.  I’d sleep like a baby every night and wouldn’t need Ambien if I could coax the wife into blowing me before bed every night.  I doubt the pill actually does anything to help that.

But, if anybody wants to buy and send me a bottle, I would totally give it a try… I’m sure I can convince some naive young man to let me blow him – FOR SCIENCE!

If anybody does order this, write in and let us know if it works.  I’m curious.  Though, because it is listened as a dietary supplement, the claims they make don’t have to be accurate, so I wouldn’t hold my breath.

Happy Cumming.

It’s 9/9/09 which, when turned upside-down is the DATE OF THE DEVIL.  So, it has that going for it. Also, I believe the Beatles did some shit on this date, or something like that.  I’d go look it up, if I gave a shit, which I don’t, so there.

Anyway, on to the site news:

BIO’S HAVE BEEN ADDED:  Click on the ABOUT page at the top there, and you will see them (or links to them).  They aren’t finished yet, but there they are for those who have been bitching about it.  I need to add some more pics to mine, but that is how they are going to stay for a while.

On the Shiina Subject:  We have gotten a couple emails asking about what my wife thinks about the whole thing.  So, I asked her.  Her answer:  ”I don’t give a shit.  If you wanna send some random chick a picture of your cock, have at it.  Make sure you use the macro setting on the camera.”  <— My wife, ladies and gents.  Short of me breaking it off in Shinna’s ass, my wife wouldn’t/doesn’t give a shit about this sort of thing.  Which I why I love her.

(Shiina, if you are reading this, I got your last email and tried to reply, but it says your email address has been deleted.  So, contact me again if you want my answer.)

Alright, so that is the site news.  Enjoy your upside-down devil date.  Kill a kitten for our dark lord, or not.

Chris

Hey all.  How are you?  We’re good.  Back in school and busy, as are you.  Here is something to listen to between classes and before you get down to some classy love making.  Make the lighting soft, remove your top hat and monocle and prepare your ears for some love making, of the hot variety.

Listener Questions:

1) Mr. Joe writes in to thank Shiina and ask about Chris’ sexual practices in the bedroom.

2) Terry got a little freaked out by some internet videos and wants to know if we’ve seem and what we think.  The internet is the fucked up Wild West, Terry.

3) Amberlina wants to lose some of her boobs.  Should we talk her off the ledge?

4) Khloey writes in to tell Shiina to send in MORE pics to the show and also to tell Bruna to get it on with her BFF.  Chris agrees on both suggestions.

5) Lauren sent some sexy pics to an exboyfriend and is now regretting it because he is a big douche nozzle.

6) Ethie also wants to talk about porn.  You guys just love porn, do you?

7) Slaveboy wants to be Bruna’s slave.

Don wants to know who would be stupid enough to cheat on Bruna.

9) Violet wants to share a good sex story.  We let her, because we’re nothing if not willing to please.

10) Peter wants Bruna to judge his cock.  Though, Bruna is very tough.  She’s like the East German judge in Pair Figure Skating.

11)  Miguel wants his wife to act like a porn star and not a falling star (his words, not mine).

Bruna’s Porn Pick of the Week:

Holy Fuck Didn’t Think You Could Be that Flexible

Embarrassing Sex Stories:

Mike doesn’t like Doggy when it becomes to literal.

Libby as two:  One involving a contractor and one involving a panty sniffer.

Shiina Summer Exploits:

Shiina writes in to fill us in on her nude beach trip and included pics for Chris and demands some in return.  Shiina RULES!

That’s all for this week.  Sex in the News will return soon.  We just had a ton of Listener Questions this week.  Have a good Labor Day and enjoy some sex outside, before mother nature gets her frigid on.

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