Hey all.  How are you?  We’re good.  Back in school and busy, as are you.  Here is something to listen to between classes and before you get down to some classy love making.  Make the lighting soft, remove your top hat and monocle and prepare your ears for some love making, of the hot variety.

Listener Questions:

1) Mr. Joe writes in to thank Shiina and ask about Chris’ sexual practices in the bedroom.

2) Terry got a little freaked out by some internet videos and wants to know if we’ve seem and what we think.  The internet is the fucked up Wild West, Terry.

3) Amberlina wants to lose some of her boobs.  Should we talk her off the ledge?

4) Khloey writes in to tell Shiina to send in MORE pics to the show and also to tell Bruna to get it on with her BFF.  Chris agrees on both suggestions.

5) Lauren sent some sexy pics to an exboyfriend and is now regretting it because he is a big douche nozzle.

6) Ethie also wants to talk about porn.  You guys just love porn, do you?

7) Slaveboy wants to be Bruna’s slave.

Don wants to know who would be stupid enough to cheat on Bruna.

9) Violet wants to share a good sex story.  We let her, because we’re nothing if not willing to please.

10) Peter wants Bruna to judge his cock.  Though, Bruna is very tough.  She’s like the East German judge in Pair Figure Skating.

11)  Miguel wants his wife to act like a porn star and not a falling star (his words, not mine).

Bruna’s Porn Pick of the Week:

Holy Fuck Didn’t Think You Could Be that Flexible

Embarrassing Sex Stories:

Mike doesn’t like Doggy when it becomes to literal.

Libby as two:  One involving a contractor and one involving a panty sniffer.

Shiina Summer Exploits:

Shiina writes in to fill us in on her nude beach trip and included pics for Chris and demands some in return.  Shiina RULES!

That’s all for this week.  Sex in the News will return soon.  We just had a ton of Listener Questions this week.  Have a good Labor Day and enjoy some sex outside, before mother nature gets her frigid on.

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Tags: advice, anal, love, Messing Around, porn, relationships, sex, sexting, stories

Hey everyone. Let’s get right to the meat.

On this weeks episode, Chris recounts his 4 year anniversary. Bruna talks about the cock shots she received from a listener.

Listener Questions:

1) Kaliel wants to know how to listen to old episodes of Messing Around (right now you can’t. I have to work out the storage situation. Hopefully soon. I promise.)

2) Shaunna wants dead baby jokes. Chris aims to please (when he aims, if he aims)

3) Robert thinks Bruna is hot and wants to know how to figure out the name of the girl he is dating.

4) “A” agrees that Bruna has awful taste in porn and wants Chris to pick.

5) Spunkeroo thinks Bruna is hot.

6) Cal chastises Chris for not saying “Bless You” when Bruna sneezed on the last episode.

7) Shiina write in to tell us about her summer of fun and wants some tips from us on things to do/experience.

Terry wants Bruna to move to Shitsburgh and kick him in the nuts.

9) Super Roo wants to know why we recorded in a car.

10) Violet writes in with a couple embarrassing sex stories and makes our night.

Bruna doesn’t do a porn pick this week because she is still butt hurt. She wants you guys to send them in to her and she’ll pick her favorite.

Sex in the News:

1) Ways to punish a cheater. Legal. (Via The Frisky)

2) Five body parts that guys are into that women don’t know about. (Via Glamour.com)

Thanks again for listening. Send in your questions for the next show. We love them. Also, maybe tell a friend. We’d appreciate that a bunch, too.

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Tags: advice, comedy, love, married, porn, relationships, sex, threesomes, tips

Alright, only a week between posting shows. See? We CAN do it. Yes we can. Alright, here goes nothing. This was a fun episode to do because we were able to record it together, in the same place for the first time in a while. Good times. Have a listen.

Listener Questions

1) Emmy wants to know about girl-on-top sex and if she is doing it right? Yes, Emmy, you are. Trust me.

2) Brent wants more pics of Bruna on the site. Who doesn’t?

3) Shiina wasnts to know about my junk. I am flattered, Shiina. Flattered!

4) Mike calls Bruna out on her taste for porn

5) Dontknow opens his mouth and removes all doubt that he is a selfish asshole who has never been laid and is dressed funny by his whore of a mother.

6) Don calls Bruna out about saying that “CUM” is the correct spelling, when refering to semen or orgasms.

7) Scott shares a tale about DJing at a Swingers club. Scott also becomes my personal hero.

Bruna’s Porn Pick of the Week

Due to a lack of internet connection when recording, Bruna couldn’t pick a porn this week, but challenged all of you to send her a link to your favorite porn (must be free, she ain’t paying… so use a site like pornhub.com or uporn.com or whatever.) She’ll pick some and talk about it on the next show. brunaATmessingaroundblog.com

Sex in the News

1) Girls developing boob earlier? Yuck! [via The Frisky]

2) Red wine makes the ladies horny. Jackpot!. [via the Frisky]

And that’s it.  Thanks for listening and maybe leave a review on iTunes and/or tell friend? That’d be super.  Also, get your questions in for the next show and your porn picks for Bruna.

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