Thanks again for sticking around. We’ll be back soon, promise.
-Chris

From Bruna and myself, I just want to wish everybody a Merry Christmas.  We want to thank all of you who has listened, told someone about our podcast and wrote in questions for us to answer.  It means the world to us.

For Christmas, we hope you all get everything you could ever want — and by everything, we’re talking, of course, about anal.

Merry Christmas and remember, Santa is the penultimate motherfucker.

On this show:

We talk about Shiina’s story from Part 1 (guys email her at shiinassexcapades[at]yahoo[dot]com)

Jersey Shore – Best show ever? Best show EVER!

Bruna picks some porn [NSFW]

Sex in the News

1) 100% of men love porn. Who knew? [via The Frisky]

2) Yep, not even Tiger can escape Bruna’s wrath. [WWTDD.com]

3) Everyone has AIDS [carnalnation.com]

4) Good Good Good, Go Vibrations. [Good Vibrations]

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This is part 1 of the podcast.  Bruna’s skype got really shitty.  We just recorded Part 2, it will be up later this week.  Enjoy!

This episode is mostly just listener questions and a sexy story from Shiina.  Boys, Shiina wants your cock pics here email is shiinassexcapades[at]yahoo[dot]com

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And so it goes.

That or maybe we can all say a prayer to Ra the sungod. I think he also has domain over servers.

Now I am going to go watch Hackers and pretend to know something about the world wide internet and the Garbage file.

-Acid Burn (Chris)

Sorry for the delay all.  This episode was weird.  Bruna had skype problems, I tried to edit around it, but dammit, it was hard.  Also, I have a giant paper to write for school and midterms and work and a life and a ton of other bullshit.  Hopefully the next break won’t be so long.  Get in your questions.  We want them and aren’t going anywhere.

Because we had so many listener questions backed up, we did a show of just questions.  We’ll be back on schedule next time.

Enjoy!

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Hey all. Bruna and I recorded a show about a week ago and her Skype connection was just really bad. I have been trying to edit it for a while now, but with school and work and papers and life, it has been near impossible to do with any regularity. I apologize to all of you and I will try to get the show up as soon as possible. Thanks for sticking with us and we’ll try to make it up to you all in some way… you all like oral, right?

I was over at The Frisky (link) and came across a story about a UK company that has invented a pill (dietary supplement) called Sweet Release that make male seman taste like apples (female semen will still tastes like yellow Skittles.)  Yep, you read that right, APPLES!  So the next time you try to cum on your ladies glasses some “accidently” makes it into her mouth, she’ll feel like Mrs. Smith.  Now, I haven’t run this by Bruna, who we all know has not let a guy cum in her mouth, but I think I know her well enough that I could surmise what she’d say.  Bruna: “Yeah, I’m still not letting anybody cum in my mouth.” I don’t think it is the taste that keeps most women from wanting cum in their mouths.  It’s the fact that it is something that the male body produces that is spunking out if their dick.

Most ladies who have tasted it, don’t really mind the taste.  I have heard it described as something with a pudding viscosity and semi-sweet and semi-bitter.  I myself like it on ice cream on top of a fresh made chocolate chip cookie. But, I think that is just me.

Wait, there’s more.  Sweet Release doesn’t just give you semen the Johnny Appleseed treatment, but it also has these benefits:

Anti-bacterial properties

Promotes lower cholesterol

Helps the bodies immune system

Omega 6 and Omega 3 oil balances

Helps in the development of healthy dream states

Yep.  It has anti-bacterial properties and will put you into a healthier dream state.  You know, regardless of what I used to tell chick in bars, I am no doctor, but if you are getting blown before going to bed, that is the best way to put you in a heathy dream state.  Nothing else matters.  I’d sleep like a baby every night and wouldn’t need Ambien if I could coax the wife into blowing me before bed every night.  I doubt the pill actually does anything to help that.

But, if anybody wants to buy and send me a bottle, I would totally give it a try… I’m sure I can convince some naive young man to let me blow him – FOR SCIENCE!

If anybody does order this, write in and let us know if it works.  I’m curious.  Though, because it is listened as a dietary supplement, the claims they make don’t have to be accurate, so I wouldn’t hold my breath.

Happy Cumming.

Anyway, on to the site news:

BIO’S HAVE BEEN ADDED:  Click on the ABOUT page at the top there, and you will see them (or links to them).  They aren’t finished yet, but there they are for those who have been bitching about it.  I need to add some more pics to mine, but that is how they are going to stay for a while.

On the Shiina Subject:  We have gotten a couple emails asking about what my wife thinks about the whole thing.  So, I asked her.  Her answer:  ”I don’t give a shit.  If you wanna send some random chick a picture of your cock, have at it.  Make sure you use the macro setting on the camera.”  <— My wife, ladies and gents.  Short of me breaking it off in Shinna’s ass, my wife wouldn’t/doesn’t give a shit about this sort of thing.  Which I why I love her.

(Shiina, if you are reading this, I got your last email and tried to reply, but it says your email address has been deleted.  So, contact me again if you want my answer.)

Alright, so that is the site news.  Enjoy your upside-down devil date.  Kill a kitten for our dark lord, or not.

Chris

Listener Questions:

1) Mr. Joe writes in to thank Shiina and ask about Chris’ sexual practices in the bedroom.

2) Terry got a little freaked out by some internet videos and wants to know if we’ve seem and what we think.  The internet is the fucked up Wild West, Terry.

3) Amberlina wants to lose some of her boobs.  Should we talk her off the ledge?

4) Khloey writes in to tell Shiina to send in MORE pics to the show and also to tell Bruna to get it on with her BFF.  Chris agrees on both suggestions.

5) Lauren sent some sexy pics to an exboyfriend and is now regretting it because he is a big douche nozzle.

6) Ethie also wants to talk about porn.  You guys just love porn, do you?

7) Slaveboy wants to be Bruna’s slave.

Don wants to know who would be stupid enough to cheat on Bruna.

9) Violet wants to share a good sex story.  We let her, because we’re nothing if not willing to please.

10) Peter wants Bruna to judge his cock.  Though, Bruna is very tough.  She’s like the East German judge in Pair Figure Skating.

11)  Miguel wants his wife to act like a porn star and not a falling star (his words, not mine).

Bruna’s Porn Pick of the Week:

Embarrassing Sex Stories:

Mike doesn’t like Doggy when it becomes to literal.

Libby as two:  One involving a contractor and one involving a panty sniffer.

Shiina Summer Exploits:

Shiina writes in to fill us in on her nude beach trip and included pics for Chris and demands some in return.  Shiina RULES!

That’s all for this week.  Sex in the News will return soon.  We just had a ton of Listener Questions this week.  Have a good Labor Day and enjoy some sex outside, before mother nature gets her frigid on.

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