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Sorry for the delay all.  This episode was weird.  Bruna had skype problems, I tried to edit around it, but dammit, it was hard.  Also, I have a giant paper to write for school and midterms and work and a life and a ton of other bullshit.  Hopefully the next break won’t be so long.  Get in your questions.  We want them and aren’t going anywhere.

Because we had so many listener questions backed up, we did a show of just questions.  We’ll be back on schedule next time.

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Hey everyone. Let’s get right to the meat.

On this weeks episode, Chris recounts his 4 year anniversary. Bruna talks about the cock shots she received from a listener.

Listener Questions:

1) Kaliel wants to know how to listen to old episodes of Messing Around (right now you can’t. I have to work out the storage situation. Hopefully soon. I promise.)

2) Shaunna wants dead baby jokes. Chris aims to please (when he aims, if he aims)

3) Robert thinks Bruna is hot and wants to know how to figure out the name of the girl he is dating.

4) “A” agrees that Bruna has awful taste in porn and wants Chris to pick.

5) Spunkeroo thinks Bruna is hot.

6) Cal chastises Chris for not saying “Bless You” when Bruna sneezed on the last episode.

7) Shiina write in to tell us about her summer of fun and wants some tips from us on things to do/experience.

Terry wants Bruna to move to Shitsburgh and kick him in the nuts.

9) Super Roo wants to know why we recorded in a car.

10) Violet writes in with a couple embarrassing sex stories and makes our night.

Bruna doesn’t do a porn pick this week because she is still butt hurt. She wants you guys to send them in to her and she’ll pick her favorite.

Sex in the News:

1) Ways to punish a cheater. Legal. (Via The Frisky)

2) Five body parts that guys are into that women don’t know about. (Via Glamour.com)

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Well look who it is, it’s these guys again. Yep, we have returned from our respective Fortress’ of Solitude (sans crystals) to record another podcast. I hope you all enjoy it, if not, please don’t banish us to the Phantom Zone. (Enough Superman jokes? Probably. I’ll stop.) Anyway, this post Valentines day wrap-up show consisits of… well the same shit most of our shows consist of [Your name is Kal-El. You are the only survivor of the planet Krypton. Even though you've been raised as a human, you are not one of them. You have great powers, only some of which you have as yet discovered.] listener questions, blah blah blah, Sex in the News.

So let us get right to it, shall we?

Listener Questions:

1) Nipple Piercings – Are they the new black?

2) Boyfriend has an ex for a friend – Trouble in Paradise?

3) Is the way Bruna and I speek to each other untoward? Is Bruna even her real name?

4) How does Chris get it started? Is he a pull start?

5) How to elegantly ask for a little knock at the back door.

6) We get our ego’s stroked a little (Our Ids and Superegos become very jealous.)

7) ATM vs VTM and more ass questions (you guys/girls sure love asking about the ass)

Married and Sexless – Life is never as funny as Everybody Loves Raymond.

9) Bill WANTS to “Get Fucked”

Bruna’s Porn Pick of the Week:

Orgy in the Theater NSFW (Ed. Note: What the fuck Bruna? Really? I mean REALLY?)

Who Would You Rather Fuck?

Scarlett Johansson vs Natalie Portman

Sex in the News:

1)OctoMom – NO!!!!!!!!!!!!  Fuck her, I mean really.  Goddamn her eyes!

2) Dad at 13 – This is seriously disturbing. You have been warned. [Link]

All this and MUCH MUCH SO MUCH MORE!  Submit a queston for the next show and add us in Facebook and Twitter

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[Join us. You have been known to disagree with the Council before. Yours could become an important voice in the new order, second only to my own! I offer you a chance for greatness, Jor-El! Take it! Join us!… You *will* bow down before me, Jor-El. I swear it! No matter that it takes an eternity, you *will* bow down before me! Both you, and then one day, your heirs! (Ok, I am seriously done with the Superman stuff now.)]

(Richard Pryor.)

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