Posts Tagged “Natalie Portman”

Well look who it is, it’s these guys again. Yep, we have returned from our respective Fortress’ of Solitude (sans crystals) to record another podcast. I hope you all enjoy it, if not, please don’t banish us to the Phantom Zone. (Enough Superman jokes? Probably. I’ll stop.) Anyway, this post Valentines day wrap-up show consisits of… well the same shit most of our shows consist of [Your name is Kal-El. You are the only survivor of the planet Krypton. Even though you've been raised as a human, you are not one of them. You have great powers, only some of which you have as yet discovered.] listener questions, blah blah blah, Sex in the News.

So let us get right to it, shall we?

Listener Questions:

1) Nipple Piercings – Are they the new black?

2) Boyfriend has an ex for a friend – Trouble in Paradise?

3) Is the way Bruna and I speek to each other untoward? Is Bruna even her real name?

4) How does Chris get it started? Is he a pull start?

5) How to elegantly ask for a little knock at the back door.

6) We get our ego’s stroked a little (Our Ids and Superegos become very jealous.)

7) ATM vs VTM and more ass questions (you guys/girls sure love asking about the ass)

8) Married and Sexless – Life is never as funny as Everybody Loves Raymond.

9) Bill WANTS to “Get Fucked”

Bruna’s Porn Pick of the Week:

Orgy in the Theater NSFW (Ed. Note: What the fuck Bruna? Really? I mean REALLY?)

Who Would You Rather Fuck?

Scarlett Johansson vs Natalie Portman

Sex in the News:

1)OctoMom – NO!!!!!!!!!!!!  Fuck her, I mean really.  Goddamn her eyes!

2) Dad at 13 – This is seriously disturbing. You have been warned. [Link]

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[Join us. You have been known to disagree with the Council before. Yours could become an important voice in the new order, second only to my own! I offer you a chance for greatness, Jor-El! Take it! Join us!… You *will* bow down before me, Jor-El. I swear it! No matter that it takes an eternity, you *will* bow down before me! Both you, and then one day, your heirs! (Ok, I am seriously done with the Superman stuff now.)]

(Richard Pryor.)

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